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makanidotdot:

mom jokes

(via blamethekeyboard)

youngvolcaynerds:

theclearlydope:

WHATTTT

is this nine in the afternoon

(Source: cheese3d, via faithandfury)

A lesson without pain is meaningless. That’s because no one can gain without sacrificing something. But by enduring that pain and overcoming it, he shall obtain a powerful, unmatched heart… A Fullmetal Heart.

(Source: tenzouyamato, via ceilingsandshadows)

doingitwrongandlovingit:

atoria420:

Be real, Jesse. We all know why you chose the worm cart.

:) 

wonderfulcaricatures:

allthesupernaturalgifs:

captainarlert:

theclumsyintellectual:

Of course there’s a gif for that

Thank god It’s not a supernatural gif

Followers. Do your thing.

I…I think you just found our weakness.

(Source: ace-take-the-prndl, via xwafflebunny)

marissachantelle:

castnoanchors:

sirbry:

Oh shit

so fucking down

GUYS

(Source: littlelimpstiff14u2, via saltwater-tea)

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thesoundofcrickets)

the-goddamazon:

youngblackandvegan:

nedahoyin:

dynastylnoire:

trebrond:

Dr. House in a nutshell

I AM SCREAMING!

Oh my gahd who did this..?!?!?!

LMAOOOO 
that’s it. that’s the whole show

LMFAO THIS IS THE WHOLE SHOW FROM START TO FINISH
finninajakesuit:

wentfromsixtomidnight:

1takejake:


A wedding photographer took this picture from a rooftop to get a bird’s eye view of a wedding in progress. Something seemed odd about the balcony in the top right portion of the photograph.
This is what the photographer found when they zoomed in.

Zoomed out picture for extra creeps


what the actual fuck

The one on the right staring directly at the camera just adds a whole other level of ‘fucking no’ to this

daddyslittlepunker:

fahrlight:

seananmcguire:

jimhines:

ursulavernon:

blood-stained-clouds:

ew—-society:

courageisthekeytohappiness:

i’m in love with peter pan. 

you forgot my favorite one

Ah, damnit Internet, you made me cry before breakfast.

Now I want to be Peter Pan when I grow up. Which is confusing on multiple levels…

I love him so.

CRYING

"that’ll take you somewhere weird" bless him 

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zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGIS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINTAND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVELAND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.